Unleash Your Quirky Side with Our "I Don't Always Drink Milk" Shirt!
Dive into the world of retro charm with this unhinged shirt that's not just a piece of clothing but a statement of your bold, quirky personality. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a bit of sarcasm, this vintage funny shirt features a vibrant, eye-catching design of a woman indulgently sipping milk. It's not just weird; it's wonderfully weird, making it a must-have for anyone who loves to stand out.

Sarcastic T-Shirt for the Unconventional Spirit
Embrace your unique style with our sarcastic t-shirt that blends a touch of retro humor with modern edginess. This shirt isn't just clothing; it's a conversation starter that breaks the ice with laughter and a raised eyebrow. Whether you're at a casual meetup or a laid-back party, this shirt promises to inject a little irony into your ensemble, making it ideal for those who love to challenge the norm.

A Nostalgic Trip with a Twist of Dark Humor
This weird shirt takes you on a nostalgic trip back to the days of vintage funny shirts but with a twist of dark humor. The design is not only visually appealing but also packs a punch of personality, making it a perfect pick for anyone who loves their humor served with a side of satire. Add this retro humor shirt to your wardrobe and let your clothing reflect your wittiest, most unhinged self!

Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below.
.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. 
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart. 
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.